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Is Hell exothermic or endothermic?
Submitted by Lili on Tue, 09/13/2011 - 5:20pm

Dr. Schambaugh, of the University Of Oklahoma School Of Chemical Engineering, Final Exam question for May of 1997. Dr.

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crowded heaven
Submitted by JokerClown137 on Sat, 08/22/2009 - 10:39am

Laughing out loud It got crowded in heaven, so, for one day it was decided only to accept people who had really had a bad day on the day they died. St.

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holy shit
Submitted by JokerClown137 on Fri, 08/21/2009 - 10:08pm

Sad Two men were walking home after a party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs.

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definition of cruel
Submitted by MasterSock on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 3:13pm

What's the definition of cruel?

KIlling a guy in a wheelchair and telling him hes gotta get up the stairway to heaven

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3 guys go to hell
Submitted by BandBabe27 on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 3:13pm

Three guys go to hell and he devil makes a deal with them. He tells them that if they can hold their favorite fruit up their asses for 10 seconds they can go to heaven.

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Bill Gates V/S Steve Jobs
Submitted by jasleen on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 3:12pm

So, Bill Gates dies, and ascends to heaven.

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3 Men in Hell
Submitted by Lili on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 3:12pm

Three men went to hell.

The devil said to them "You have come to hell, and you must now choose whether to spend eternity in room 1, 2 or 3"

He then opened the doors to the three rooms.

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Heaven or Hell?
Submitted by Lili on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 3:12pm

One day, Bill Gates dies. At the Pearly Gates, he walks up to St. Peter and St. Peter says, "Well, you've done so much in your lifetime, I'm going to let you choose between Heaven and Hell."

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Deathbed request
Submitted by Sunjay on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 3:12pm

A man lying on his deathbed requested that his wife gather up all his money and place it in the attic. He would pick it up on his way out of this life.

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