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Cereal killer
Submitted by HOGBALLS on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 3:13pm

Cops found a man,dead,facedown in a kiddiepool full of milk,with a bananna up his ass. The cops think it may be a cereal killer and he may be from Battle Creek,Michigan.

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the old couple
Submitted by Cosmo on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 3:13pm

An elderly couple were driving through County Kerry, Ireland. Irene was driving when she got pulled over by the Gardai, who asks her, 'Ma'am did you know that you were speeding?'

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Things NOT to say to a cop...
Submitted by DaCrmsnKng on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 3:12pm

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. Drinking buddies

2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

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Did Santa Get It For You?
Submitted by Lola1990 on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 3:12pm

On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike. The cop says to the kid, "Nice bike you got there.

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Stupid People
Submitted by Lili on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 3:12pm

Police in Wichita, Kansas, arrested a 22-year-old man at an airport hotel after he tried to pass two (counterfeit) $16 bills.

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