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Warning
Submitted by asokan626 on Fri, 04/22/2011 - 12:19am

I dunno I dunno I dunno

Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.

Puzzled Puzzled Puzzled

The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

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cards
Submitted by asokan626 on Sun, 04/17/2011 - 9:49am

I dunno Drinking buddies Big Grin Snore!

Girl: Do u have any sentimental love cards?

Shopkeeper: How about this card, It says To the only boy I ever loved

Girl: Great I want 10 of them

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Gun
Submitted by asokan626 on Tue, 03/29/2011 - 8:22am

Mary Clancy goes up to Father McGuire after his Sunday morning service, and she's in tears. He says, "So what's bothering you, Mary my dear?"

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Poison
Submitted by asokan626 on Tue, 03/29/2011 - 7:30am

A man goes to see the Rabbi. "Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it."

The Rabbi asked, "What's wrong?"

The man replied, "My wife is poisoning me."

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100 Nuns
Submitted by Swordfreak on Sat, 12/18/2010 - 10:47am

One day, 100 nuns were gathered together. The mother superior came and told them, "Girls, I have shocking news....there is a MAN amongst us!" 99 nuns gasped, 1 said, 'hee hee'.

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Yo Mamma
Submitted by Jules_G5 on Tue, 12/14/2010 - 5:58pm

Yo mama so old when she was in school there was no History class! Laughing out loud

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No hair?!
Submitted by Swordfreak on Mon, 12/13/2010 - 9:32am

A man and wife took in an 18 year old girl as a boarder. One day, she asked where the shower was. The lady said, "We don't have one." And pointed her to a metal tub by the fireplace.

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Chewbacca
Submitted by Konstar6 on Tue, 11/17/2009 - 1:51pm

Eye Evil

Yo mamma so hairy when she stepped outside, two nerds walked by. One of them said, "See I told you Chewbacca lives!!!! Big Grin Big Grin Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Drinking buddies

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bra sizes
Submitted by JokerClown137 on Fri, 08/21/2009 - 9:50pm

Big Grin Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E and F are the letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for...

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the tampons
Submitted by willow on Fri, 08/21/2009 - 8:00pm

Q: why didnt the two tampons say hi when they where walking down the street.

A: because there both stuck up c**ts

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