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Its Called A Door
Submitted by samael666 on Wed, 10/19/2011 - 1:42am

A man went to apply for a job. After filling out all of his applications, he waited anxiously for the outcome.

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Nymphomaniac
Submitted by vedavyas1 on Thu, 05/06/2010 - 5:28pm

A guy sees his buddy in a bar and says, "You're not going to believe this, but I've got a wild nymphomaniac in my car out in the parking lot. She's wearing me out!

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f**k HE'S DEAD
Submitted by soviet72 on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 11:09am

A bunch of guy's were working on a 50 story construction site, a guy working at the top acciddently knocked a brick off the 50th story, when looking down he saw that his boss was in line for the brick

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f**k him
Submitted by jack45 on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 3:13pm

It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood.

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Prepare 4 envelopes
Submitted by Cosmo on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 3:13pm

The new manager walks into his office and, while settling into his new desk, finds 4 envelopes. On one he finds the words open me first and the other three are numbered 1 to 3.

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Hair
Submitted by Patrick on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 3:12pm

A man told a co-worker that her hair smelled nice. The woman stormed into her superviser's office, wanting to file a sexual harassment suit. THe supervisor was puzzled and asked, "what's wrong with a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?"
The woman replied, "He's a midget."

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Good Heavens, Ethel!
Submitted by Lola1990 on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 3:12pm

The tensions of life were threatening to get a strangle hold on Bill, and after he'd finished a good dinner, he relaxed mindlessly in a soft chair next to the stereo, with a stiff drink in his hand.

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Staying Late in the Office
Submitted by Lola1990 on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 3:12pm

10% of the women had sex within the first hour of their first date.
20% of the men had sex in a non-traditional place.
36% of the women favour nudity.

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