He lays her down on the bed and kisses her. He kinda pushes himself in to her, then he looks over when his mom walks in and says "What? Am I not allowed to practice on my teddy bear?"

There is this kid at recess and his name is Johnny Humper and his dad is the principle. Johnny goes up to the female teacher and says "take off your shirt" and the teacher says "no!".

hen a boy stares at you
he is wondering why you are lying. 


When a boy let you lays on his chest he is wishing for you to be his forever.

Bill was worried when his 16 year old son didn't come home by 11:00 p.m.

by 12:00 he was boiling mad! finally his son opened the door at 12:45.