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condom seller
Submitted by miss sparkly on Sat, 09/24/2011 - 11:12am

if you are a sexually minded guy and a f*****g SEXY girl selling somthing is on your door step, then the thing she's selling will soon be condoms. usually.

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miss sparkly
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simpsons english
Submitted by gabescrazy on Sat, 09/03/2011 - 7:43pm

“Pfft. English? Who needs that, I’m never going to England.”
-homer

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simpsons
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A pain
Submitted by Archangel on Wed, 05/04/2011 - 3:07pm

If sex is a pain in the ass, then you are doing it wrong.

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Archangel
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money
Submitted by FireBolt12 on Sat, 04/23/2011 - 4:50am

If you give someone twenty bucks and you never see them again it was probably worth it.

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War
Submitted by FireBolt12 on Thu, 04/21/2011 - 12:38am

History shall be kind for me as I intend to write it

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Winston Churchill
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Confusios
Submitted by FireBolt12 on Thu, 04/21/2011 - 12:36am

Those who dig deep shall fall into Massive hole!

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Fire Bolt12
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Research
Submitted by Swordfreak on Wed, 12/08/2010 - 10:57pm

If we knew what we were doing it wouldn't be called 'research' would it?

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Albert Einstein
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Conversation
Submitted by Dahat1992 on Sat, 09/25/2010 - 8:39pm

It is much easier to swim in the waters of conversation after one has broken the ice.

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Nicholas Olson
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Read this
Submitted by SapphireCullen on Mon, 08/30/2010 - 12:27pm

I'm so hot I make fire stop, drop and roll.
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Jealousy is a disease get well soon.
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Hating me won’t make you pretty.
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Expensive but worth it!
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movitatinal
Submitted by vedavyas1 on Tue, 05/04/2010 - 3:04pm

"We can be sure that the greatest hope for maintaining equilibrium in the face of any situation rests within ourselves."

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Francis J. Braceland
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