I'm so hot I make fire stop, drop and roll.
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Jealousy is a disease get well soon.
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Hating me won’t make you pretty.
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Expensive but worth it!
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I’m an angel it’s just that these horns are holding up my halo.
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I’m like a butterfly pretty to look at hard to catch.

I’m allergic 2 losers
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Roses are red; violets are blue, god made me pretty but what happened to you?
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The world is going to hell and I’m driving the bus.

Did you just like call me a pig well pig stands for Pretty Intelligent Girl so thanks.
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You’re so ugly when you look in the mirror your reflection throws up.
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Envy me, rate me, hate me either way you aren’t me

Everybody has a right to be stupid, but you abusing the privilege
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If idiots could fly this would be an airport
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Flirting is a talent

Gossip isn't a sin , it's an art
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An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor’s cute then screw the fruit!
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Diamonds are pretty and so are pearls but nothing compares to South African girls!!!
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When life hands u lemons throw them back and say what else u got?
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Flip Flops...belly Tops...LeMoNaDe In ThE sHaDe...LaTe NiGhTs... Pillow fIgHtS...iCe CrEaM...sWeEt DReAmS...pArTy TiMe...LoOkInG fInE...sLeEpInG iN... sNeAkInG oUt... ThAt'S wHaT GrrrlS R aLL AbOuT

I'm The Girl U don’t wanna miss I'm @ Cr@zy B@by, gre@t L@dy Tot@l Cutie, W!th a Booty, Curvy H!p$, Glo$$ed L!p$ ,@ngel B@by , $po!led M@ybe, B@ngin $tyle, gorguz $m!le, $hort $k!rt, Luv 2 Fl!rt Tempt!n L!p$, C@ndy k!$$

Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
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Men are like bank accounts.
Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.

You got more faces than Mount Rushmore.

"I would have like to insult you, but the sad truth is that you wouldn't understand me
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You're the best at all you do- and all you do is make people hate you
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If you gonna be two faced, at least make one of them pretty.

Why be nice, when you can be me?
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The sh*t u heard could be true or it could be as fake as the b*tch who told you.
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I’m a hell of a scandal
me, I a scene
a real drama queen
I’m the damn thing ur eyes have seen

You are so fake u make Barbie look real
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If I throw a stick, will you leave?

Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."
Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"
Man: "Your place or mine?"
Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."
Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."
Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."
Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."
Man: "What sign were you born under?"
Woman: "No Parking."
Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do not Enter"
Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized !"
Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"
Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."
Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."
Man: "I can tell that you want me."
Woman: "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you to leave."
Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy:
Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."
Man: "Your body is like a temple."
Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."
Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."
Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?

Insult: "Get a life."
Comeback: "Get a death."
Insult: "You have no friends."
Comeback: "I have no problems."
Insult: "You're incompetent."
Comeback: "How can you tell?"

i didn't slap u i just hi-fived ur face
"do that again and i'll provoke the voltri and blam it on u!"
"do that again and I will so give you a paper cut in front on jasper!"

If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out,

“I’d insult you, but the sad truth is that you wouldn’t understand and if I tried to explain it to you, your brain might implode from information overload.”,

Go to Hell! "See you there"

Are you always this retarded or are you making a special effort today?