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simpsons english
Submitted by gabescrazy on Sat, 09/03/2011 - 7:43pm

“Pfft. English? Who needs that, I’m never going to England.”
-homer

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simpsons
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Submitted by SapphireCullen on Mon, 08/30/2010 - 12:27pm

I'm so hot I make fire stop, drop and roll.
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Jealousy is a disease get well soon.
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Hating me won’t make you pretty.
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Expensive but worth it!
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SapphireCullen
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SUCCESS
Submitted by Anonymous on Tue, 01/05/2010 - 3:25pm

I want either less corruption or more opportunity to participate in it.

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FAMILY
Submitted by Anonymous on Mon, 01/04/2010 - 9:51am

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

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George Burns
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FUNNY
Submitted by Anonymous on Tue, 12/29/2009 - 10:46pm

ONE TEQUILA, TWO TEQUILA, THREE TEQUILA, FLOOR!

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Unknown
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Broken Romance
Submitted by Anonymous on Tue, 12/29/2009 - 10:34pm

I recently broke up with my boyfriend-he wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.

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Rita Rudner
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Opinions
Submitted by Lili on Thu, 12/17/2009 - 11:39am

I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them.

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George Bush
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Energizer Bunny
Submitted by Lili on Thu, 12/17/2009 - 11:32am

Breaking News: Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

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Unknown
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Work for it
Submitted by Lili on Thu, 12/17/2009 - 11:29am

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.

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Homer Simpson
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Class Of 2011
Submitted by VampireCrzy2011 on Tue, 12/15/2009 - 7:47am

Party hardy, rock and roll
Drink baccardi, lose control
Life is great, sex is fun
We're the class of double one

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