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Submitted by FireBolt12 on Sat, 04/23/2011 - 4:50am

If you give someone twenty bucks and you never see them again it was probably worth it.

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Work for it
Submitted by Lili on Thu, 12/17/2009 - 11:29am

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.

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Homer Simpson
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Loyal Support
Submitted by Lili on Tue, 12/15/2009 - 6:11pm

A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.

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George Bernard Shaw
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Give a man a fish...
Submitted by Lili on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 2:30pm

Give a man a fish, he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish, and you lose a great business opportunity.

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Karl Marx
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Divorce
Submitted by Lili on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 3:12pm

"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."

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Robin Williams
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Stupid Famous Quotes
Submitted by Lili on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 3:12pm

"I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people" -Former U.S. Vice-President Dan Quayle

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