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condom seller
Submitted by miss sparkly on Sat, 09/24/2011 - 11:12am

if you are a sexually minded guy and a f*****g SEXY girl selling somthing is on your door step, then the thing she's selling will soon be condoms. usually.

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A pain
Submitted by Archangel on Wed, 05/04/2011 - 3:07pm

If sex is a pain in the ass, then you are doing it wrong.

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Unlucky
Submitted by Lili on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 3:12pm

"I'm so unlucky that if I was to fall into a barrel of nipples I'd come out sucking my thumb."

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